PACE round 2 wrap-up and other precious moments.

Drip.  Drip.  Drip.

People who watch grass grow or paint dry have no idea how much more engaging it is to watch IV fluids.  Sitting at CBCI getting the monthly IViG and trying to find a path home with this blog entry, but there’s a part of me that wants to play the cancerous version of “how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop” (ancient commercial reference) with my IV.  Although with chemobrain I’d probably blow the count halfway through and then be pissed for a month.

“5,400,001. 5,400–“

Nurse: “Can I get you anything?”

“5,400,0–, err, 5,4 … GOD DAMNIT.”

First the good news. As hard as it’s been on me physically, the two rounds of this “kill it with fire” chemo are getting the job done.  From a peak in early May my M-Spike has gone from 3.9 to 2.8 (and according to an email I just got, 2.3 as of Monday), igG is down to 3,786 from 6,041 and my Kappa is down to 436.8 from 1,178.6. Not bad, although I had greedily hoped for even more drastic results for several reasons; perhaps most of all because if you are going to go through the hassles, the GI issues, the pain, the fatigue, being in the hospital for a week, the mustard stains on your favorite t-shirt from ordering gourmet hotdogs delivered to the hospital (what, that could happen to other people), etc., you want to get your money’s worth. The results were good enough, however, for my doctor to want one more cycle as per our meeting this past Friday.

Sigh.  I go back in on the 19th. If you work at Billy’s Gourmet Hot Dogs then congratulations, I’ll be paying for your next vacation.

At the meeting last Friday I also met Dr. Matous’s transplant coordinator, Dana, who gave me THE BINDER. Having gotten one from the Mayo Clinic when I did my first stem cell transplant and now one from CBCI I’m assuming this is standard practice, but for the uninitiated THE BINDER is a collection of information on what to expect, rules, diet, scheduling, yada yada yada.  I read through it this weekend and was amused to see that there was a special callout about marijuana in the rules — specifically, ixnay on the opeday during the hospitalization and afterwards, including edibles (that part makes no sense to me, but OK). Although they did separate out marijuana from the “recreational drugs” category, so that’s progress. I’ve been an activist for medical marijuana for several years now so seeing stuff like that makes me believe that attitudes are indeed changing at the higher levels, especially in healthcare.

You also can’t have nail clippers or a razor. You can however have people bring you restaurant food which seems odd since at the Mayo they were pretty adamant about not eating food that hadn’t just been cooked and served to you, but hey, if I can get delivery while in the hospital for three weeks then it will make things a lot more pleasant.  I’ve noticed that, much like staying in Vegas, no matter how good the food is (and PSL’s is pretty good) you still feel like you’re living in a Denny’s after a week or so.

Speaking of razors, when I entered the hospital for round two of this chemo I started losing my hair in earnest thanks to the first cycle. Irritatingly I only started losing it in the middle of my head, making me look like a poster child for those spraypaint your head infomercials for baldness, so with nothing better to do I busted out my shaving razor and shaved my head during my inpatient stay. As an encore all of the dark hairs fell out of the goatee section of my beard and mustache, so I shaved that all off too. Unfortunately I think in doing so it opened somewhat of a Pandora’s Box without me even knowing it that has fueled some of the depression I’ve been feeling lately. I think it’s a pretty common tale in the cancer world, but since only one previous treatment threatened hair loss (my first stem cell transplant in 2014) and it didn’t really happen I never gave it much thought.

Now I find myself staring into mirrors or purposely ignoring them; I feel like I look like Uncle Fester from the Adams Family. It reminds me a bit of year one when I was first coming to grips with this fucking nightmare while doing chemo during the day (Velcade shots) and feeling an intense isolation as I walked out of my office building when everyone else was going to lunch. Perhaps it’s silly but I find myself battling self-conscious thoughts, something I thought I had been done with by forty-six. I have to consciously look past the feelings of embarrassment now even though I know it’s ridiculous. Might as well get used to it, though, as with another round of this followed by a stem cell transplant I won’t have a beard again until around Christmas-time.  Grrr.

I imagine that seems a petty concern when you are facing a terminal disease. Honestly I never thought it would be a big deal to me, especially since I’ve had my head shav– err, shaved?  Shorn? Whatever, I’ve been getting the brain basket done with a #1 razor for a year or more and had a full beard since my goatee started growing back after the first stem cell transplant. It’s different than I thought it would be though, adding a visceral in-your-face reminder of this disease that I can’t avoid around reflective surfaces.  Didn’t see that coming.

I did, however, talk to my oncology team’s nurse practitioner about depression today. I’m reasonably sure, when I examine things from a distance, that I am in fact depressed. Duh, obviously, but I mean on a level where I would like to go after relief medically so I can function. After consulting with a few psychologists on staff, the oncologists want me to taper off of Lexapro, which I started when I was first diagnosed (suicidal thoughts, general depression) and start taking Effexor. Hoping this works since I was at the max dose of Lexapro and lately I’ve been feeling like it may not be working very well. Fingers crossed because I really do not need a healthy side dish of depression along with my heaping pile o’ cancer.  Especially heading into a gauntlet of some fairly hardcore regimens this year.

One way or another, one way or another,
One way or another, this darkness got to give.

Been listening to the Dead a lot recently (that snippet is from New Speedway Boogie, an old favorite of mine), partially because I’ve been watching this great documentary mini-series on Amazon about them and really it’s just been a while since they lead the mental rotation of what I feel like listening to.  I get in a Dead mood about three times a year and then binge on the live stuff for a week, which you can now download a fuckton of from iTunes. Which still seems weird and out of place to me, just like it does when I download old punk music, but we do live in a convenience-centric world now.

But I digress as usual.  Today at CBCI I also asked if I could get a “why” as to why we’re doing a stem cell transplant, especially when the first one didn’t really do much and subsequent ones are, as I was told when I was at Mayo, only 75% as effective as the first one. Not that I don’t trust my oncology team, but I’ve now been asked this twice by folks and neither time have I really had a satisfactory answer. If I’m going to deal with the incredible hassle, danger and three long weeks without seeing my little one I need to know for myself why I’m doing it beyond just a vague “to reduce my numbers.” Should have an answer next week as they are going to discuss this question at their Thursday meeting.

Thinking about transplants reminds me of a good stem cell transplant story, however.  Back in 2014 when I did my first one I moved my family to Scottsdale for several months and set up my laptop to Skype with my daughter every night (who was three at the time).  So the first night I get on Skype all excited to see Ariana who, after maybe one minute of talking to me, turns off camera to her mother and asks “How do I change the channel?”

Edit: Almost forgot. Found out an old friend was struck down with a brain aneurysm this past weekend and is fighting for his life. I’m not the praying type but if you can spare a few seconds to send some positive vibes for Rob S. and his family I’d sure appreciate it — his kids don’t deserve to grow up fatherless and I have no doubt he has a ton left to offer the world. Thanks.

Saved by the … 1970’s?

I’ve been somewhat avoiding this entry, as ridiculous as it may seem, simply because I’m scared, quite honestly.  Scared about seeing what I should, or want, or need to put down here.  There’s a stark reality to a word on a page.  Something CREATED that you can’t just stuff back into a box.

This is a travelogue, if you will.  Which makes me a tour guide of … myself?  I’ve always found that an interesting viewpoint, whether as a reporter or editor or blogger.  If you’re reading this you’re on a journey with me, and perhaps similar to the anticipation we all get wondering if the traffic you’re stuck in was born just over the hill in smashed cars and blood on the pavement, I have to think in the back of someone’s head reading this blog there’s a knowledge of what we are going to find over the hill.

Here’s the difference between you and I, however.  You read these words, their order and meaning and message devised in my head and placed here as best I can.  Perhaps you get hope from them (that would be a feat), or more likely some information you didn’t have about Myeloma.  Maybe you know me and this is how you stay updated.  For some I know there’s an empowerment in reading and interacting with others sharing their fate, which is why I make sure to answer (I may miss 1-2, sorry) every comment personally.

But for me this thing is something totally different.  It’s truth.  It’s a love letter to someone you’ll probably never meet.  It’s comprised of words once spoken outloud, given birth, that become unavoidable, and once created I can’t shy away from it.  Just the opposite, I re-read these entries ad nauseum.  If they make me tear up I just keep doing it to inure myself, to explore, to learn, to understand me through this process.  To remember — it’s weird going back two years and reading.

And hey, side effect to chemobrain, I have such a hard time recollecting certain things now it’s like reading a whole new blog, laugh.  I should start re-reading my favorite authors come to think of it.  Anyways …

Long way of saying why I haven’t updated in the last few days.  That experience can be so taxing that the anticipation of it can be too much sometimes, especially when my number one method of coping is to compartmentalize and seal until I feel it’s safe to open the vault door and peek inside.  These entries are often the emotional equivalent of blowing open all the cell doors in a Brazilian prison and seeing what happens.

Don’t ever Google “Brazilian prison riot” by the way.  That’s one of those “what’s been seen can never be unseen” parts of the Internet.

Wednesday morning I met with Megan, the nurse practitioner on Dr. Matous’ team (and also with another member of their team sitting in who works with Sonja, the team’s nurse navigator — each doctor at CBCI has their own group of folks).  Megan actually is the reason I’m at CBCI — she’s a friend of a friend’s sister who related to her some unsatisfactory experiences I had had with my former local oncologist and got me in to see Dr. Matous.  Not only is she as sharp as they come on Myeloma but there’s also an underlying level of tangible “caring” that I rarely see in medical professionals.  I consider myself lucky to have met her, quite honestly.

So we have a 45 minute meeting to discuss some things which I’ll save you the narration of.  Here’s some “highlights,” although that’s certainly an odd term for it:

  • We are definitely in the danger zone.  Queue Archer pestering Lana.
  • We are going to continue with the Dara/Rev treatment for a few more weeks (4?) to get some more data and because it’s seemingly very effective on two of the three metrics you watch with my form of Myeloma (IgG, M-Spike) even if the Kappa is going the wrong way.
  • We’ll be doing weekly appointments with a doctor and weekly Myeloma tests now (monthly before).
  • PET Scan time.  Only had one before so not entirely sure what this tells us, but that was the plan BEFORE I told her about some of the pain I’ve had bone-wise lately (skull, lower back, etc.) and once related became even more urgently needed.
  •  The next step for me if this is not sustainable is probably going to be something called PACE (we’ll discuss that in a minute).
  • After Dara, or PACE, I cannot be off chemotherapy.  Every time I have my numbers go to Hell so fast you’d think they had a VIP invite.
  • The step after that *may* be some sort of CAR T trial.  CBCI is most likely going to have one but given the previous bullet point I may need to travel for one to get the timing right — again I cannot be off chemo given what we’ve seen so far.
  • There’s no good way to prop up hemoglobin counts like you can with white blood cell counts, apparently.  i.e., Neulasta, IViG, etc. There used to be and it was a standard of care, but due to heart issues it’s use was severely restricted.
  • An autologous stem cell transplant (someone else’s stem cells) may be on the plate for the future.  Risky and a huge time commitment among other things.  Didn’t even know they did those for Myeloma.
  • I managed to make not one but two medical professionals tear up with one comment.  Basically that I just needed 13 more years, even if it was slogging through chemotherapy 24/7 to get there (we had been talking about living on chemo for the rest of your life versus not even a maintenance regimen).  From knowing me Megan knew pretty much immediately that that was when my daughter turns 18 and explained to the other nurse in the room, who has a young child like Megan and I both do.
  • One of the reasons my cancer may be so frustrating to deal with chemo-wise is perhaps there are not one but TWO clones at work.  That could explain the weird way the Kappa is not marching in step with the M-Spike and IgG.  First time I had ever heard that was even a possibility.

As I remember it those are the main points we hit.  Couple things to dig into from that list.  First, Megan was telling me how she had talked to Dr. Matous the previous evening and he knew my numbers off of the top of his head.  She let me know that’s not the norm and that he cares about me.  That may seem like a very small thing in a very scary list of things, but it meant more to me than anything else said yesterday.  I have a hard time buying that many medical professionals even read this but man, you want a patient to believe in you?  That’s how it’s done.  A little caring moves mountains.  You want someone fighting for you in this, not doing their day job, capiche?

Secondly, PACE.  I checked with a friend with Myeloma doing significantly better than I am and that was news to her as well.  I also don’t recall that one off the list in any doctor’s office of potential treatments.  I’m reasonably sure, since I’m somewhat well-read in Myeloma, that there’s just not a lot of talk out there on this one and doctors don’t even mention it given why it’s used.  The key word I kept seeing over and over again is “salvage.”  It’s a salvage chemotherapy, so in a way a hail Mary pass.  At least that’s how this feels.  We’re not calmly sitting around pondering quality of life issues over IV versus oral chemos and what’s hot now, we’re calling the National Guard and getting ready to light up Berkeley like the Branch Davidian compound in Waco.  It sounds like there’s some variance in the exact cocktail used with this (Velcade or Thalidomide, for example).

So DT-PACE:

  • P = Cisplatin or Platinol.  Mmmm, 1978.  Cisplatin (actually discovered in 1845) is licensed for medical use.  1978: the Sex Pistols play their last show, the Blues Brothers perform their first (on SNL), Van Halen and the Dead Kennedy’s debut albums, and most importantly Iron Maiden hires Paul as their lead singer and records a 4-song demo including Prowler.  Best band ever.  EVAH.
  • A = Adriamycin or doxorubicin.  What year did Nixon resign, Cher file for divorce from Sonny, Neil Peart join Rush and the Ramones perform for the first time at CBGB’s?  1974.  Those two drugs are the same, as far as I can tell; Adriamycin was a trade name for doxorubicin.
  • C = Cyclophosphamide.  Set the Wayback Machine for 1959, Peabody.  Jimmy Hendrix buys his first electric guitar, my dad’s favorite Buddy Holly goes down in a plane crash in Iowa along with the Big Bopper and Richie Valens, and Cyclophosphamide is approved for use.  This one I’ve had before when I first was diagnosed as part of the “CyBorD” triplet (Cyclophosphamide, Velcade (Bortezemib) and that wonderful (not really) Dex.
  • E = Etoposide.  Welcome back to ’83, when Thriller debuts at #1 on the charts, Mick Jones is kicked out of the Clash, the members of KISS take off the makeup, the first Phish show happens and Etoposide hits the market.

The “DT” is Dex and Thalidomide (predecessor to Revlimid/Pomalyst) but it seems like there are variations on this theme (using Velcade instead, etc.).  Only recognize a few of those names?  Yeah me too.  I wasn’t sure what Megan meant when she said it’s an old-school chemotherapy.  More like 800 of them.  At once.  96-hour infusion, only can do this once or twice due to the severity.

In looking at that list maybe I should show up with a giant afro and bellbottoms humming some BeeGees.  CB?  Still got that pink afro wig?

How’d we get here seemingly out of nowhere?

I know the answer, a combination of semi-effective treatments and a few ill-timed but necessary chemotherapy holidays.  I’m still suffering from the whiplash, however.  I went from the, for lack of a better analogy, “softcore” chemotherapies to the “XXX scar-you-for-life and terrify the kids while it kicks your dog” chemo with little to no warning.  There are so many questions this is raising and emotions churning and frothing like some stormy seas out of a novel where people say “yarr” and the great white whale appears on the horizon that I don’t even know which way is up anymore.  It’s given birth to a few feelings, however, that stand out:

Yarr.  I just wanted to say that again since it’s a joke between my daughter and I.

“Knock knock.”

“Who’s there?”

“Interrupting Pirate.”

“Interrupt –“

“YARRRRRRRRRRR!”

Cracks me up every time.  Sorry, your list:

  • I’ve never “feared” my cancer.  That’s an odd realization.  I thought I did, for sure.  Now I fucking do.  So if someone was just trying to make a point with this to not take cancer lightly, I get it.  Seriously.  No I will not start going to church, please stop asking.
  • Taking that a step further, I’ve never felt the grasp of death before.  I think I know more about impending doom than non-terminal peoples after four years of Myeloma, but there’s a big difference between having a concept in your head with some nebulous future date (“eventually this will probably cause my death”) and what I feel now.  It’s gone from 2-D to 3-D, if that makes sense?  I feel like we’re in the “get the paperwork in order” phase of things and I can’t escape that feeling.  Not that my thoughts on it have changed at all (only really care due to Ariana and her future, yada yada yada), but I thought I’d have a bit more time to get there.  That feeling is now gone.
  • There’s a very disappointing jealousy I’ve hid from everyone for a long time.  I get the feeling all of us doomed do this even though we don’t talk about it, because it makes you feel shitty.  It’s being jealous of survivors, those for whom all of the chemicals and years worked.  I hate that because it makes me feel petty and selfish, which is logical.  It’s just so hard reading about how someone survived on Revlimid for 20 years or is now in remission or what have you when you aren’t.  But it’s a full disclosure sort of blog, so sorry for admitting what most of us feel but won’t talk about.

So that’s where we’re at.  Well I’m at; hopefully you, my friend, are not here with me except as an observant whisper in the dark.  I won’t be dropping dead tomorrow, I doubt, but in four years we’ve torched quite a bit of the new therapies and standards and we’re worse off than when we started.  What’s left looks and feels pretty grim to me right now.

Sure there’s hope.  I’m still fighting along with the best medical team on the planet as far as I’m concerned.  I’m taking the drugs, making all of the appointments — ask around and folks will tell you those are the danger signs of giving up (no shows, not taking the drugs, etc.).

I figured something else out today.  My father, upon hearing my diagnosis four years ago, has mentioned a few times since that that was the only time he’s seen me scared.

I realized today I’ve just learned to hide it better since then.

PS:  You know your cancer’s rare when the spellcheck keeps correcting it to “Melanoma.”

Watch, I’ll have that now too and we’ll all go “how ironic.”  Knock on wood.

Last thing that I just recalled.  Don’t read more into this than is necessary but with all these thoughts of death and the timeline feeling like it’s shifted I came up with what I want on my tombstone.  “End of Line.”  Sure, put some family stuff above that, but that needs to be on there.

Tron dork, what can I say.

Straightening out the curves.

Thanks to input from a friend I decided to move my blog from Blogger to WordPress, which has been pretty easy.  Not so easy, however, has been the emotional impact of having to go back and read the whole thing to tag everything right, get the formatting fixed, etc.

Whoops.

In doing so, however, I realized there is a lot of information missing, gaps in the story that I should probably fix.  I know I don’t have all of the information some want readily available — I think I’m a bad blood cancer patient, honestly.  Everyone I talk to leads with their numbers like they’re introducing themselves as Patrick McGoohan’s Number 6 from ‘The Prisoner’ … “I am M-Spike 1.9 IgG 2,400,” if you will.  Me, I barely pay attention. What difference does it make?  I know the trends.  I have an incurable but treatable cancer, which sounds good except when you’ve already blown through several treatments in less than that many years you start wondering just how “treatable” it is.  Plus if I knew my #’s better I’d be a walking ball of anxiety.

I often ponder putting together an Excel spreadsheet tracking it all, the typical “hi, I work in finance” answer to the world’s problems.  Much like a surfer waiting for a wave to ride, as anyone who partakes can tell you I’ve been waiting for a good solid Dexamethasone blast o’ energy to do that.  Have a box with all of the lab results and paperwork just waiting for the chemical motivation to kick in.

So of course I just got taken off of Dex.

Someday, Excel, SOMEDAY.

Dex, for those unaware, is the steroid they add to EVERY (seemingly) chemo treatment I’ve seen so far for multiple myeloma.  My understanding is it increases the efficacy of the chemo drugs, allowing for a lower chemo drug dosage?  Either way with very few exceptions I’ve been on this crap for almost four years now, and sometimes if you get the timing down you can be super productive.  I cannot tell you how many times I’ve re-organized our pantries, the garage, the spare closets … great drug if you don’t mind the weight gain and ‘roid rage that accompanies it.

Anyhow, we’ve entered rambling town, so let’s rein it back in a bit.  Like I was saying,  when reading back through things I found a lot of gaps and events that don’t make sense unless you know a bit more about what was happening at the time.  While I don’t write here to tell a clean, linear story, I bow to the logic that one needs to be told at least to a certain degree.  So a few things that I think will help color in the gaps:

  • Diagnosed in mid-2013 when some GI-related blood tests for recurrent diverticulitis showed red flags.  Went to RMCC at Rose for further testing, second opinion at the Mayo Clinic in Rochester, MN with Dr. Arleigh McCurdy.  Decide to have MC “take over” my care with the local oncologist, Dr. Alan Feiner, at RMCC in charge of administrating everything locally.
  • Began CyBorD chemotherapy, consisting of Cytoxin, Velcade and Dexamethasone.  Velcade was done at RMCC at Sky Ridge, the closest RMCC to my office / home.
  • Dr. McCurdy quit the MC for husband’s job but recommended her colleague, Dr. Joe Mikhael, at the Arizona Mayo Clinic.  Went down to meet with him, have him take charge of my care, and plan for a stem cell transplant.
  • Began therapy locally, and eventually anti-depressants.
  • Temporarily move to Arizona in February 2014 for autologous stem cell transplant (“SCT”) at the Mayo Clinic (Day Zero = 2/26/2014, some consider that their new birthday for some reason).
  • Back to Colorado in late March 2014 (30-day post transplant mark).
  • Summer 2014, 100-day SCT results don’t indicate remission, Dr. Mikhael begins Revlimid with Dexamethasone as a treatment.
  • September 2014, lower Revlimid dosage (too hard on my blood cell counts) from 25 mg to 15 mg.
  • January 2015, switch local oncologist from Dr. Feiner at RMCC to Dr. Matous at CBCI.
  • February 2015, Dr. Matous adds Ninlaro (oral version of Velcade) to Revlimid and Dex therapy.
  • Summer-ish 2015, Dr. Matous ends Ninlaro, adds Biaxin for a few months (BiRD).
  • Tried to wean off of Lexapro (the way you are supposed to).  Bad idea, turns out I was relying on it a lot more than I thought!
  • May 2016, start clinical trial for Pomalyst, Dex and ACY-241.
  • Mid-2016ish begin intravenous immunoglobulin (IVIg) since I’m getting sick (pneumonia) on almost a monthly basis.
  • October / November 2016, decide to stop going to Mayo Clinic.

So that should clear up a few blanks, anyhow.  Again it would probably be more helpful if I had all the #’s handy to show my stats at some of those bullet points, sorry.  I also feel like there’s a lot that happened in 2015 as well that I’m forgetting but I wrote nothing down — let’s just call 2015 a rough year and move along.  So mix in 4 hospitalizations for pneumonia in 2016, 3-4 diverticulitis attacks and here we are ready for a stomach surgery and off any chemotherapy (and out of that clinical trial).  That should bring things up to date, but thanks to chemobrain I may add to this later.

Oh yeah, the Mayo Clinic decision at the end there?  Given that I was in the clinical trial this year and Dr. Matous and Mikhael were pretty much eye-to-eye on everything to begin with, I made the call to can the MC trips after having to cancel two at the end of the year due to illness.  I love Dr. Mikhael but it became kind of silly for me to blow $1k or more every three months while in the trial to go down there and have him look over things that we couldn’t really change (since I was in a trial).  Perhaps someday I’ll go back but I have full faith in Dr. Matous and CBCI for now, and if I do another SCT it will be at PSL here with the CBCI crew instead of in Arizona again.

Shame, I’ll miss the banana bread french toast at Butterfields and Z Tejas.  And renting a Mercedes from Sixt — sometimes along with “food for the soul” you need an auto for the soul as well.

I wanted to address something from a comment last week because I’ve been pondering it the last few days.  In it the mother of a friend who is going through chemotherapy for another form of cancer noted that she didn’t know how I could “bounce back” from a failed trial.

Here’s the happy smiley cancer answer, which I’m posting in this blog from atop Mt. Everest after doing a free-climb without oxygen for blood cancers right before a helicopter whisks me away to a raw vegan meal so I have some energy for the 1,000k or whatever marathons are called now I’m running in this afternoon and then tonight where there’s a photo shoot for just my smile because gosh ducky darnit, I’m just so happy and lucky to have cancer and yay puppies!  There’s always another wonderful chemotherapy to try, and we’re all sure the next one’s going to have less side effects and I’ll be on it 20 years from now!  Hey here’s my two dogs now, Hope and Cure, to tell you in doggy sign language about how me having cancer has improved their lives!  So buck up, little trooper, there’s nothing to worry about!

Have you met that person yet?  They always seem fake to me.  I know that’s unfair, but I can’t help it.  Nor can I help wanting to punch them in the nuts.  People like that, in situations like this, make you feel even worse than you normally do in my opinion.  You can’t really say anything either, because we’re all fighting the same battle.  Hell I envy those people, although I question whether they really exist — either way it doesn’t work for me.  Either it feels like I’m lying to myself, or I’m lying to myself.  So how do you really deal with bad news on this wonderful path we’re on?

Anyways, here’s the secret:  I don’t think about it.

So just don’t think about your cancer, folks.  Next question?

Really though, that is the answer.  This is a horror show that never ends.  It doesn’t take a day off.  No matter what I do this cloud doesn’t go away.  It’s in every car I drive, every waiting room, every ceiling tile I stare at in a hospital.  It sits next to me at lunch, picks the radio station and next song on my commutes.  I strap it in right after Ari is in her car seat, and I tuck it in at night right next to me.  In fact there’s only one place I’ve found so far it doesn’t penetrate on its own, and I guard that jealously because it’s the only real relief I’ve had in almost four years.

I will die from multiple myleloma, most likely.  My daughter’s daddy will be taken away.  And if that’s not bad enough, because I’ve always had guilt issues, I feel a CRUSHING amount of guilt over that fact on a daily basis (the daughter bit).  It taints every possible thing I do, bar none.  So I’m driving to, say, work, and instead of the usual daydreams you’d get doing that I get a sudden image of my daughter crying in some hospital about why daddy didn’t take care of himself better so he didn’t die.  Or I replay actual conversations I’ve overheard between my daughter and wife about how daddy can’t play right now because he’s sick and needs his rest (that happens more than I’d like).

I can keep listing those, but this isn’t Monday Depression Spiral with your host, Rich.  How do you deal with the constant stream of disappointment?

Simple. You don’t.

What else can you do?

Should I blast out of my chair in the doctor’s office, shake my fist at the sky and scream “Why, WHY??!!” in some Oscar-winning performance every time we swap to a new chemo?  That just sounds exhausting.  Maybe I could shout about how it’s all so unfair?

So I suck it up, get in the car, try not to think about my daughter and if I do, save the tears until the sunglasses are on and just drive, man.  Music up, all energy on banishing any thought.  Just another day.  Don’t think.  Do.  It’s just a day, just a moment in time.  Because in the end, and this is really the point, I have to function, regardless of what LabCorp or a doctor says.  I have a kiddo, and a mortgage, and responsibilities.

I am going to die from this.

“Oh well.”

Does that seem cavalier?  I’ve been dealing with the concept of my own demise daily since I was diagnosed.  I don’t want to die (well mostly I don’t), but I’ve had almost four years to come to grips with the concept.  I’m not surprised anymore.  Trust me I’ve gone over every possible permutation, scenario … it just doesn’t bother me a hell of a lot at this point.  So what is the point of stressing about a test result, or a new chemotherapy regimen?  I worry more about the logistics and side-effects; the need itself is no longer a concern.

A failed test?  Man I’ve seen so many horrible test results in the past few years it’s almost funny to me now.  “Yep, still on the train to Suckville.  Next.”  What else do you summon in protest when they’re ALL bad, except dark laughter and a few tears snuck in when nobody’s watching?

I have my moments.  I have entire weeks, as my wife can tell you.  But most of the time, regardless of how dark it gets inside, I try to keep it positive.  Who wants to be around negative people all the time?  So I tell black jokes about my health that are probably uncomfortable for people to laugh at (my wife hates those) but make me smile while I try to ignore the situation and just do what I can to make it through the day.  I don’t think more than a day ahead as I’ve found that leads to thinking about things that can blow major holes in the emotional walls, and I breathe a lot.  Lots of sighs too.  You can’t really do anything else.

So that’s the answer.

You get used to it BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO.  Because responsibilities, and guilt, and all the other fun things you’ve brought as baggage (or wreckage) to the party.  Because if *I* can’t deal with it, how will anyone else dealing with my life?

Tony Robbins, I am not.  Sorry.  I’ve been asked some permutation of this almost since the beginning and it’s the only answer that rings true to me anymore.  You deal with it because there’s no other choice.  If you want to take into that cancer fighter’s angst and let the world know how you’re going to beat this goddamn thing, more power to you.  If you want to stay in bed all day bemoaning your fate, hey, that’s your life choice and it’s not mine to criticize — trust me I get it.  Me?  I just try not to think about it.  I already have, do, will.  I’m far more interested in the few parts of my life I can salvage outside of this shitshow than to dwell on it any more than I already have to.

“It” doesn’t get better.  I do, at rationalizing, being pragmatic, avoiding the disasters and trying to stay positive, if possible, but at the least stay standing.  I can’t do more than that.

“Why didn’t daddy take better care of himself so he’d still be here?”

I do that to myself a lot, have that conversation that is. This situation constantly leads to these sketchy little daydreams, envisioning on a micro level what the world will be like when you’re gone. I think I did that before this all began, but death takes on a much more real and imminent feeling with a cancer diagnosis.  It causes guilt, immense amounts of it, that are totally unfair but that you have to deal with.  I wonder sometimes if a lot of folks sadness about cancer comes from that.  On the bright side at least I know this is just a mental game being played and to not wallow in it too much.  But if you can’t accept the truth, as painful as it is, then what can you accept?

It’s because I just didn’t, Ariana.  Because I was selfish.  Because I knew smoking and chewing tobacco was a bad idea and did it anyways.  Because I knew that that food was fucking garbage but ate it anyways.  Because I chose to ignore that all the chemicals and preservatives and food colors were most likely not doing me any favors.  Because I had wifi and wireless signals caressing my DNA for 40+ years and who knows what impact that had.  Because I drank too many Diet Dr. Peppers and touched the wrong bathroom door handle. Because I never thought it would happen to me.  Who knows?  In the end because I was weak somehow, and the giant invisible hand of Darwin or [insert deity here] decided to clean up the gene pool.

And I will be sorry, and feel a guilt so large that nothing can assuage it, every second of every day, until the day they take me from you.  But until then I’ll try to just breathe and do what I can to stick around a lil’ bit longer, spoil you a bit, and see what happens to us.

So here’s to the next chemotherapy, bring that fucker on.

Post-Thanksgiving update.

I guess I can’t really avoid this place anymore — certainly tried over the last month, but it gets kind of silly to not blog at least once a month for something like this.  As I was trying to explain to my wife, and think I did at some point to my therapist, is that I can generally cope with having myeloma if I can focus on the short-term, the present.  It’s when I start thinking about the future that things start racing downhill, and it’s hard to avoid that when I write.

I ended up lowering my dosage of Revlimid in September to 15mg from 25mg.  I find out in a few weeks how that has gone — the first cycle I did of that treatment the numbers dropped, but not substantially.  I’m hoping the numbers from the next blood test are better, since I feel like I’ve paid in blood for them.  Felt like hell for almost a week with some neuropathy and a ridiculous amount of fatigue.  I go back to Arizona on the 16th so I’ll get their opinion as well.

I’m probably switching local oncologists here — getting tired of the minor and major annoyances and outright fuckups I’ve had to deal with lately, culminating in spending 2 hours in one of their offices for a simple CBC test because some orders were put in wrong.  With the Mayo Clinic directing my care anyhow I’m less concerned about having the best local person I can find than finding one who can make my life easier, not harder.  Cancer’s stressful enough without your oncologist making it worse instead of better.

It’s a strange thing that I think most people with diseases like this must deal with — whenever something goes wrong it’s hard not to think “Jesus, I already have cancer, what now?” or something similar.  A lot of times that’s just the pity party talking, but in some cases, like, well I dunno, DEALING WITH A GODDAMN CANCER CENTER, you’d hope people would step a bit beyond the “this is just my day job” attitude and get the work done properly.  It’s not just about giving people drugs.

And I’m checking out some supposedly amazing alternatives.  We’ll see what happens.

Mentally and emotionally the last month has been a roller-coaster, from the trip to Arizona through the vacation I took with my wife and daughter.  It was hard being in Scottsdale again, alone.  It felt like driving through a memory as I went through the neighborhoods I stayed in for months during the transplant.  And not a very good memory, at that.

At the start of November I took a vacation with my family, a Disney Cruise.  When your white blood cell count is low that seems like the worst idea you can have, and I’m not sure it wasn’t, but the cold truth is that not knowing if you’ll be alive next month or next year tends to affect your travel planning.  If I go downhill tomorrow, in other words, at least I got to do this trip with my daughter.

Who won’t remember it, and was somewhat bratty all week, but whatever.  I tried.

Pondering ending my therapy (mental) this week when I go in — I’m not sure I’m getting enough out of it at this point to justify the cost, the time, or what it’s taking out of me emotionally to dig stuff up, and we’re not really so much doing therapy in the sense I’d understand it as I am just unloading so I avoid doing it to my wife.  In the end I have a terminal and somewhat unpredictable terminal disease, and that’s pretty fucked up.  I have narcissistic people in my life I can’t really avoid dealing with, and that’s pretty fucked up too.  I have a daughter that I adore but I worry, daily, I am going to mentally destroy at some point due to my untimely death from this goddamn cancer.

And that’s the most fucked up part of all.

Back in Scottsdale.

Sitting in a hotel room less than a mile from the Mayo Clinic, having already done my blood work appointment and trying to fill up the time until I see my doctor tomorrow.  Then home again.

It’s been a long, hard month.  One of the big things I have to discuss with the doctor here is changing my chemotherapy regimen somehow — both I and the Denver oncologist believe it’s too damaging to my immune system.  I’ve gotten sick every month at the end of the cycle since I started the Revlimid, culminating with 5 days in the hospital this month when I came down with bacterial pneumonia.  Either the dosage needs to change or I need a new drug, I guess.

Feeling really fatalistic lately.  On one hand perhaps that’s silly, seeing as how outside of fatigue I still am not sure I’m feeling the effects of the cancer so much as the drugs I’m being treated with.  Still, being in the hospital for a week, getting sick every month … it adds up, mentally and emotionally.  Having my daughter visit when I was in the hospital was really touch — the look on her face, the fear, until I won her over by showing her how I could make the bed move.

I sat today next to a pretty young girl at the Clinic who was with her father.  I watched as she helped him plug in his chair, talked to the nurse — 16, maybe?  I wanted to talk to her, to ask her what it was like to have a father wheelchair bound, sick, but even were it appropriate to ask I couldn’t.  This is the raw vein open, the thing that I keep coming back to.  We talked about it in therapy last week, how I really don’t fear death on a personal level.  I have nothing personally left on my bucket list that means enough to bemoan fate about.  But not being there for my daughter?  The thought instantly shrivels my soul, hurts in a way I can’t express and can’t linger on for more than seconds without dying a little inside.

I was listening to a podcast recently on World War I, and the podcaster (Dan Carlin) was talking about a letter a young British soldier wrote to his wife the night before the Battle of Somme, which the soldier did not survive.  Carlin noted that even were it in the end not neccesary, just the penning of such a letter would scar your soul.  Having written so many of them in the past year to my daughter, I can assure you it does.

Being hospitalized for pneumonia as a cancer patient really had me thinking hard about death lately, compounded by a recent death of a high school acquaintance that left behind a widow and two young children.  A lot about death.  In fact I decided that I wanted that soldier’s letter read at my funeral, whenever that may be, as I don’t think I could really put into words any more effectively exactly how this has all felt, what I live with every waking moment of every day.  I’ll close with that, I think, and update this again when I have something new to discuss.

I do not want to die.  Not that I mind for myself.  If it be that I am to go, I am ready.   But the thought that May never see you or our darling baby again turns my bowels to water.  I cannot think of it with even the semblance of equanimity.  My one consolation is the happiness that has been ours.  Also my conscience is clear that I have always tried to make life a joy for you.  I know at least that if I go you will not want.  This is something.  But it is the thought that we may be cut off from one another which is so terrible and that our babe may grow up without my knowing her and without her knowing me.  It is difficult to face.  And I know your life wthout me would be a dull blank.  You must never let it become wholly so.  For to you will be left the greatest charge in all the world; the upbringing of our baby.  God bless that child, she is the hope of life to me.  
My darling au revoir.  It may well be that you will only have to read these lines as ones of passing interest.  On the other hand, they may well be my last message to you.  If they are, know thought all your life that I loved you and baby with all my heart and soul, that you two sweet things were just all the world to me.  I pray God I may do my duty, for I know, whatever that may entail, you would not have it otherwise.

 

– Captain Charles May, 22 Manchester Regiment
The captain, a former journalist and poet, died the next day.

Hi.

It’s been a while, hasn’t it?  I suppose that’s pretty rude of me — when you have a blog about having a terminal disease, vanishing for two months isn’t exactly “nice” to people who get news about you from it.  So sorry, for what it’s worth.  I know anyone I actually know personally that reads this, however, can (and does) text or call to get updates if I’m gone from here too long.

The news hasn’t been good which is the primary reason I haven’t written.  I’ve certainly thought about it a lot these past few months, but this is painful to me — understand that most of the time I keep composed about all of this by doing my utmost NOT to think about it.  I can’t do that when I write, however — it just all comes streaming out and most of this cancer-related stuff is really hard on me, emotionally, to keep going over and over.  But I will try to keep this updated more.

To make a long story as short as possible, I was doing pretty good mentally and emotionally and then I got my 60-day results.  They indicated that the stem cell transplant hadn’t been very effective.  That subsequently sent me spiraling into depression but I still tried to keep my spirits up, telling myself that Dr. M. at the Mayo Clinic had said the 100-day results were really the ones to pay attention to.


Unfortunately, the 100-day results, as I found out the first week of June, weren’t anything to cheer about either.

So, best case scenario at the 100-day was that my bone marrow biopsy indicated I was in remission and I wouldn’t have to do any maintenance chemotherapy.  Next best would be having to do maintenance chemotherapy, which is a low-dose chemo designed to, well, “maintain” things.  Then there’s me — I get to start a full chemotherapy regimen, this time with Revlimid and Dexamethasone.

My wife was NOT excited about the dex.  Apparently I roid-rage pretty badly on it.

Since then I’ve just been trying to keep my head up, you know?  I was in a bad, BAD funk after the 100-day visit.  My doc tried to be somewhat reassuring, but even he admitted this was not what he had hoped for.  He described my disease as “stubborn.”

But all I could think about was my daughter back home.

Here’s the thing, and I guess I’ve written about this before.  I don’t care if I die, really.  I’m certainly afraid of the concept, as much as I can get my head around it (can anyone?).  But it’s not like I would be leaving a personal life unfulfilled … EXCEPT for where my daughter’s concerned.  I don’t have a big bucket list of things that are all that important at the end of the day; most of my bucket list, in the end, is pretty frivolous (dive trip destinations,etc.).  I’ve made great money, and provided for my family financially and with a home.  So I boil it all down and all that is left, with all due respect to my wife, whom I love, is my daughter.  She’s all that makes me smile anymore.  And now here we are again, with me wondering whether I’ll make it to her being a teenager.

I think I’ve written about this before, but the hardest part, in some ways, is the perspective I’m forced into with this.  Take Sunday, for example.  My daughter (with help from mommy) woke me up with hugs, kisses and “I love you’s.”  I’ll never forget that.  Ever.  She, on the other hand, will probably not remember it very long since kids tend to forget everything before age 5.  So the things that are so important to me she won’t even remember.  What will she get to remember?  My last years, when she’s still in single digits?  I’m tormented, haunted by this on a daily basis.  Almost as bad is that I’ve realized there really is nobody who knows me well enough to let her know, later in her life, who I was.  I try, with the letters I’ve been writing her and storing in the lockbox, but that’s not enough.  Who’s going to tell her that I may have failed a lot but I always tried to do the right thing?  About how much I loved diving, or video games, or Iron Maiden?  Who’s going to teach her to ride a bike, or how to play poker well, or how a love of reading will serve her so well?  Who’ll be there for her prom night, or teach her how to drive?  To give her a hug or hold her hand when it’s needed?

The problem with multiple myeloma, especially when it’s being “stubborn,” is statistically the answer to all of those questions is “not me.”  And for some of them the answer’s nobody, and that hurts a lot as well.  It would have been nice if at least she knew who I was.

I know I’m putting myself into the grave with that last paragraph, but that’s the pragmatist coming out.  This is the stuff that keeps me awake at night, every night.

I can discuss my disease with just about anyone without getting too upset — but mention my daughter and I start tearing up, instantly, uncontrollably.  I just can’t handle it.  I take Xanax nightly to keep from waking up at 3 am dreaming about my daughter crying and asking my wife where daddy is after I’m dead.  She asks me every morning where I’m going, and when I tell her “work” she sounds so sad and disappointed when she asks me to stay and play with her and I can’t.  There’s 1,001 more examples I could give, but in the end it’s like none of this is real except where she is concerned.  I still don’t feel sick at all, and as far as I can tell I don’t have any symptoms — had some odd bone pains here or there, but nothing I would be inclined to attribute to more than a bump or spending 5 hours in front of the computer with my forearm in a weird position.  But I’m assured, test after test, that I am in fact dying.

I think about that a lot — I would have no idea, as far as symptoms are concerned, that I actually have terminal cancer right now.  They keep telling me I do, though, and then my heart breaks again for that little kiddo.  I mean fuck me, right?  But she doesn’t deserve this.  She eats well, and she’s polite.  She’s so kind and has been through so much with her cleft palate already.  Why does she deserve to have her father die?

Enough.   I can’t be doing this at work right now.

I got the call today about my Revlimid prescription and I’ll probably be starting it within 3 days now that insurance has OK’ed it ($8,000 a month).  I get to take a host of other stuff with it as well — the dex, as mentioned, baby aspirin to keep from getting blood clots, the anti-viral stuff, an anti-biotic … add those to the LexaPro (which, sadly, I had hoped to get off if I didn’t need maintenance chemo) and the Xanax to sleep and I’m a walking pharma-dumpster.  Joygasm.

I’ll try to update more often.  Hug the people you love, you’d be surprised how fragile and fleeting life really is.